Oh, Pride. What a circus! One that my friends and chosen family wait anxiously for all year. There's so much to see and do, so much dancing and smooching and priding to be had. And what to wear? So many looks to be turned, and in so little time! It is never too early to start meditating on the looks you will need to turn, queers. So what vibe do you wish to manifest this year? It's a scientific fact that fashion belongs to the queer kids, so whichever look (or twelve) you decide on is sure to be fierce and fiercely worshipped. Remember, if we're not all gagging, it's not enough. Here are a few styles I am hoping, wishing, and praying to see in the club during fashion week pride weekend. Won't you make my dreams come true?
QUEER & LOATHINGVegas ain't got nothing on you, homos. This isn't your little sister's normcore movement, this is Uncle Butch Takes a Road Trip, and the emphasis is on 'trip.' Hit the Bins and scoop up all the tourist dad button ups, The Head Queers in Charge of this look are Hunter S. Thompson and Benicio Del Toro as Raoul Duke and Dr. Gonzo in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Pack your bags, it's gonna be a bumpy (p)ride. Be sure to stuff your suitcase full of Hawaiian print everything, denim cutoffs, visors, aviators, and socks to wear with your sandals. Buy the ticket, take the ride.
Motivational Jams: 'White Rabbit,' Jefferson Airplane; 'Stuck in the Middle With You,' Steelers Wheel; 'Ball and Chain,' Big Brother and the Holding Company; 'Yummy Yummy Yummy,' Ohio Express.
LAST NIGHT A DJ SAVED MY LIFE
My Big Gay Pride Feelings are often sandwiched between deep booty beats and sweaty dance floors, and I love seeing that reflected in fashions at the club. The Head Queer in Charge of this look is none other than the Freshest of Princes himself, Will Smith circa the early 90s. Fix your fade and air out your parachute pants, darlin, it's time to turn it up for Pride. Key components of this look are: the brightest of neons, the loudest of prints, retro sneakers, cropped jackets, bustiers, and clashing prints. Ya know, something comfy to showcase your sweet moves on the dance floor. If you're looking to modernize this decidedly 90s look, try adding some darker touches such as your ex's leather jacket, messy eyeliner, or some very lofty heels.Motivational Jams: 'Party and Bullshit,' Notorious B.I.G.; 'BOOTAY,' Bangers & Cash; 'Boom Boom,' Rye Rye; 'Goody Goodies,' Cakes Da Killa.
FRENCH BOUDOIR NOIR
Underwear? Under where, queen? If you're looking to showcase your sweet bod this summer, look no further than dark and sultry looks of Paris' red light district back in the day. You know you need some new lingerie anyway, babes, so why not whip it out for pride weekend? Think back to the vintage Guy Bourdain photos while you manifest. The details of this look include: messy hair, strong makeup, underwear as outerwear, sequins, smudged lipstick, fur in the club, fishnets, and maybe some pasties. Go for drama and opulence, you can't go wrong. Your Head Queer in Charge is Josephine Baker (I mean, duh) so don your finest silks, some well-placed pearls, and a smize. Does anyone know where I can buy an extra long cigarette holder?
Motivational Jams: 'I Want a Little Sugar in My Bowl,' Nina Simone; 'Summertime,' Ella Fitzgerald; 'Bubblegum,' Brigitte Bardot; 'Good Woman,' Cat Power.
WET HOT AMERICAN SLUMMER
Ah, to have experienced the homoertic undertones of sleepaway camp! Sneaking cigarettes in the woods and casually 'practicing kissing' with my bunkmates. I have all of the FOMO about it, so I decided it's high time I start at least dressing the part. But what does one wear to a panty raid? Your Head Queers in Charge for this look are the oh-so-homo campers from the Sleepaway Camp trilogy, and you can find inspiration in their feathered hair, velour rompers, knee socks, bell bottoms, crop tops and short shorts so tight you can see god. Add a touch of sleazy 70s decadence inspired by Boogie Nights with mile high platform shoes, halter tops, and gold lamé. Bonus points for wearing rollerskates, Bonne Bell Lip Smackers, and keeping a comb in your back pocket. Nothing wrong with being a high maintenance queen, queen.
Motivational Jams: 'Tush,' ZZ Top; 'No More Mr. Nice Guy,' Alice Cooper; 'Low Rider,' War; 'Dancing Queen,' ABBA.
And lest we forget, here are some trends we can leave behind: body shaming (yourself or others,) not taking up space, feeling like you can't be yourself, publishing unflattering pictures of your friends, and headdresses. Let's try something new! We have always been ahead of the curve, darlings. Basically, I am so excited I can barely keep it together. I can't wait to see you all in all your fabulousness and celebrate this thriving and creative community with you! I mean, really: what's a Pride parade if not a really long catwalk?
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